Maggie's Funny Business

Garden Riddles

What did baby corn say to mama corn?
"Wheres Pop corn?"

Why did the gardner bury money in the flower garden?
To make the soil rich.

Poultry Riddles

Which hot cereal do ducks like best?
Quacker Oats.

What is a chickens favorite musical?
Bantam of the Opera.

Farm Animal Jokes

Which type of bee is hard to understand?
A mumblebee.

Other Farm Funnies

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella. Looks like it might rain!

Tongue Twister: Persimmon's not a synonym for cinnamon.

Uncle Pete: We all need to eat greens every day. They're healthy for us.
Uncle Troy: OK, then I'll have some pistachio ice-cream.